Coral-Anne.

Sorry guys! Long time no blog/chat. Since november, I've been all sicky bad.

I've had: Head cold, asthma flare ups, flu, eczma(however you spell it!) ear infection, throat infection, tonsalitous and another ear infection. Sucksssssss.

Anywho, good xmas and new year everyone?

Plus, new gossips. Anddddd, I've found someone I think I like. Who knows, who knows!

xoxo!

I've decided as a future job I want to be a non-fiction author... It'll be fun. :)

The other day I was reading the Daily Mail (National newspaper... Awesome sudoku!) and I was reading up about the patients of Broadmore... Basically, Broadmore is a looney house which is about 3 miles away from where I live. And basically they released some stories of people in the prison. Well...

Firstly there was a guy called "Blue". They called him blue because he strangled children and that's the colour their face went when he strangled them. (sick I know!) But, as time went on, he and a friend, another psychopath murderer, decided to lock themselves in a room, with a convicted pedofile... CAUTION: NOT FOR THE LIGHT HEARTED!!!

Well, after this incident they decided to call him spoons... Get this, he and his friend, torture the pedofile for 9 hours, and all guards could do was watch through a peep whole. Well, when they finally let the guards back in, they found the pedo, on the floor with his head cracked open and half his brain missing, with a spoon on the floor... Much to my amusement, (Because I have the sense of humor of a child) he had been eating his brain like cerial... Tasty!

But my personal favourite, as a young boy, a guy called John decided to play with poisons, as a 14 year old he decided to put the poisons in his families dinner, until his step mum died. Well the police didn't suspect anything because on frequent occasions he forgot what food he put the poisons in and ate the food himself... XD
Well, he went into to Broadmore but was released as a "shining example". So he got a job in a photo developing company... Making tea.... (they changed his identity and what not first!)
Right, seriously, after being in broadmore, they let him loose with tea... TEA...!
So soon suspiciously some of the workers became ill, and the police didn't get involved until one of the guys died.. Then later, he discussed his love for poisons and alkalis to the police and told them exactly what he'd been doing... They searched his flat and found a notebook of the effects of the poisons...! Hahaha...

I don't know why but I find that funny.

Oooooooch, funniest line ever...! Well Basically Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montague finally got married a few days ago in Mexico. (Mexico?! I thought he'd take her to mars the cash he splashes! Geeeees!) Well, on mtv Spencer says, "Yeah the wedding was beautiful, she's a real Pratt now!" LMAO. She's a real prat now.... Haha, she must be for marrying him!!!
I think we all know where this wedding shall be ending up... Haha!

Au revior. xoxo!

I'm thinking of painting my toe nails. Red, or pink...? Such big dicissions!

Well, today we was watching movies in the living room, while I finally got around to doing some art coursework...! Ha! But we watching Pirates of the Caribbean, and I was informed their making a 4th...? But with no Bloom or Knightly... I know, bit poo eh? But apparently Depp got paid a very considerable amount to shoot it. Geeees! I wish I had enough money, so that I could just go shopping... ALL THE TIME!

Posh and Cruz: Yes yes, it's Captain Cruzypoo!

America, or Italy, or England's (I dunno were they live anymore, bloody moving everywhere all the time! Suprised they're not in kiwi a-go-go!)  latest caped crusader, Captain Cruzypoo, a.k.a. Cruz Beckam, cute! Although, one of the Beckams would be the last person in the world, I wanna see in a Batman film...

Heidi Klum: Sparky, but electric allergic?
Apparently, Victoria's Secret undies are causing some woman uncomfortable reactions, such as rashes and welts.
An attorney for one of the claimants says formaldehyde is making its way into Victoria's Secret bras which could explain the allergic reactions (i.e. welts and rashes) bra wearers have come down with.
Deary me, well, if it sparkles, it lifts, and it flashes, now wonder it's causing allergic reactions...! But don't worry ladies, it's only in the bras, so theres no problems down there... Yet...!

Also, Lindsay Lohan's been wearing fur again, she had flour thrown at her in Paris for wearing fur...! Should've been red paint! Silly girl, fur? How disgusting and cruel! Has anyone seen the Peta2 video, with the dogs and cats fur? Purely discomforting. I cried so much, and I don't even have pets!!! Fur is DISGUSTING!

Ciao! xoxox!

Hey dolls and guys, I'm back...! I had so much work the past couple of weeks, but now I'm okay, my exam was today. Hopefully I get a pass! *fingers crossed*

News, news, news!

Proposition h8!!! Now I don't live in the US, but even I find this wrong! Why can't men and men get hitched? Ladies and ladies? I am disgusted that people are voting asgainst love! Now I don't bat for the other side of the team, I'm a happy guy loving girl, but gay people are the same as we are, so prop h8 pisses me off to be frank...! GAY PRIDE!
Geeeeeees...! What has this world come too...? Love genocide thats what!!!

Raffaello Follieri: Naughty man and all round crook!
Now I think everyones heard the story about this guy going to prison n' all, but apparently his cell is effecting his health... Because it is unsanitary... Un-fucking-sanitary!!! Excuse my french, but seriously... You go to prison for a reason, to be punished! They don't call the naughty step, the naughty step for no reason... If it was for you to sit there being happy, I highly doubt you'd call it the naughty step...! Some people... Ay?
Although, while he's bitching and winging cos his toilet ain't gold, all I can do is sit there and think of the resembelence to JD from Scrubs?!?!

Zach Braff: Perfect match? Me thinks so!!!

Oh my gosh, funniest thing of the day!
http://bangpound.org/node/3569
It wouldn't let me upload the pic... Tut. But I got a link...!

Au revior! xoxo!

Ask me anything you want.
I promise I'll reply.
xoxo!

[Stolen from Alex.=)]

On Wednesday it snowed in England... Oh my god! SO MUCH FUN!!!
Snow; Fun to look at, not fun to have thrown at you...

Me and Kayleigh had the most amazing fun! Our pics are hilarious! =D I'll upload them sooner or later...

At this very moment, I'm listening to Guns N' Roses, Chinese Democracy... Def recomend to any super fan, but I'm not sure whether it's... Amazing... Check it out, tell me whats you think?

Halloween today, I'm not going to any parties. To be frank, anyone hosting a party, I most probably dislike or hate. And the people going are worse! Ha! But me and Kayleigh are gonna kick back and watch horror movies all night. The Pit and The Pendulum, and Poltergeist. Gonna be funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

Peta2 sold the most hilarious masks for halloween...

Hairy-Kate and Trashley: Speaks for itself.
The best troll masks around!!!

Hahahahaahaha!

Au revior! xoxo!

I've been super super busy lately. I've had no time for myself. All this stupid coursework!

AlexTheDinasour... He's the coolest. But's he's leaving for Italy. And he sent me the sweetest note, and the cutest journal. Gonna miss my superhero! =(=(

Anywho, this week Madge and her hubby, the wonderful Guy Richie split... If theres no hope for them, theres no hope for ANYONE! Well... In Hollywood maybe. But Guy says he deffinately doesn't want his ex's money, he has an estimated, $51 million... (Ooooooch!), but get this Madona's net worth... $581 MILLION! That's fucking ridiculous...! I want that money!!! Do you how many Paul's Boutique bag's I could buy with that?!

Madge & Guy: Not even botox can put a smile on Madge's face for the next few months. =(

I need help with my art coursework. I need an idea for a final peice. I need to do something with portraits.
I'm thinking something self portraitish. But what should I do? Hmmmmm...
HELP!

xoxo!

I went to Reading today with Kayleigh and her sister Jade, it was so fun! I FINALLY got my bunny outfit!

EEEK!
My parents are always saying I'm Bridget Jones, minus the fags... Oh my god. The ears prove it!

Bridget Jones... Or is it moi?

My good ol' friend Nicole has being doing her wonderful Art coursework lately, she has the coolest idea! She's doing politics, so she chose Anorexia, but she needed some pics. These are F***ING DISGUSTING!

I'm sorry if your anorexic n' all, but if your proud about it, your still gonna be ugly on the inside.
The last one scares the bajebas outta me! Injections, and commitment... The scarriest things since KING KONG!

I have a new addiction. Chicken strips, and salad, and mayonaise...
*drool!* Munch munch, I loves it! ;D

I'm getting fatter. Haha! Need to cuts back on the ice creams! oooooch!

Au revior lovers!

xoxo!

Super big favor needed! I need a new profile thing. The one I have at the moment is blahhhh. Care to make one for me?
Pretty please!

Whoever makes me one I like or makes the best I'll...

Feature in a SPECIAL blog, make a sign, feature on my friends or whatever they wish!
Pretty please!

It needs to be...
> Original.
> Purple or blue, etc.
> Retro.
> Has my name.
> Something bold.
> UNIQUE.

It must not have...
> The colours green, orange, brown or pink. (Already had pink... twice!)
> Flashyness! I hate flashy. It makes my eyes hurt!
> Too much colour.
> BANDS!!!
> Scene stuff. Emo stuff. I'm not big on scene or emo.

Things that will score well...
> My favourite movie stars, (Clint Eastwood, Audrey Hepburn).
> Black & white colour scheme.
> Fashion.
> Minimal (not too much going on).
> My name is big lights! eeeeekk, in like Moulin Rouge!
> London stuff. Haha!

Thanks to all that take anytime to actually BOTHER and do this for me!
HUGE HUGE HUGE FAVOR! No one will go unrecognised. =]

xoxo!

Hey guys, uber sorry for all the late replies etc.! Been extremo busy! It sucks so bad. I have loads of coursework to catch up on. It's poo.

Anywho, sorry for all late replies etc. And I probably won't be able to blog everyday and stuff! But I will when I can!

Au revior lovers! xoxo!

It's like everyones trying to start arguements with me! I'm too drained for this. I just need to see my Kayleigh. Haven't seen her in three days! (sad I know) But she always picks me up with a hug and giggle. School photo's tomorrow. Eeek!
I need some sleep, and Ben & Jerry's... Lots and lots of Ben Jerry's!!!

xoxo!

GOSH! First journal in 5 days. Oops! Been super super busy!!! School and shizzzzz. How crap. Gots coursework and stuff to do. A LOT of coursework to do!

Beckams have had so much fun this week...! Lady Becks has a new hair cut, which frankly I think is ugly. And to be honest, didn't we all see this a few years back with Kylie?

POSH: Posh-pan, the woman who never ages...! (No no, she's not fictional, she just spends money on botox)

Jess Alba, bondage shots?! Yes, when I heard this I was like... Eh? Whyyy? Well the newly motherised young actress has been shot in a bondage outfit, with gag and all! Oh dear. And all just for the elections?! I'm sorry, but is this really the way people need to publicise they're candidates?

Jessica Alba: Mama bondage!
Sorry Jess, but if this was for something like child cruelty, or demestic violence... a lillll more acceptable!

Ooooch! Over the week there was an England football match, (soccer) and young Theo Wilcott shot 3 impressive goals, so is the end for Becks rain of fame?! YES! Poor poor Becks! Good old golden boots is now good ol' silver boots compared to Theo, he may be talented and frankly amazing, but the poor guy had to watch Theo's moment of shine from the BENCH!!! Nicely though, Becks is happy to set aside and put his legend to rest for a while, to let Theo shine. Awww!

BECKS: Stepping aside... Awwwwwwwww...! It's the end of an era...

America Ferrara has reportedly said to Seventeen Magazine that shows like Gossip Girl and The Hills are bad influences and encourage girls to have catty relationships! Oooooch! Go America, whoop whoop! Finally someone says it. And it's true! All the backstabbing and bitchness!!! Why can't anyone be happy and nice no mores! Haha! Gawdddd.

Ferrara: Stunner, curvacious and damn right amazing woman!
Just to put the record straight, she's not insulting the actors and that, just the scripts. She's still close friends with Gossip Girl star, Blake Lively, and frankly, I think she's amazing to come out and say it!

Agyness Deyn... She's Englands Giselle, but some random guy told the paparazi, "Why are you taking pictures? She's not even famous yet!" Haha! Oh dearrr. But as good as Agy is at her job, she's not the most attractive of people. She has horrible hair, (yep you've guessed it, I hate pixie cuts!) and she's wayyyyyyyyyy too skinny!!!

AGY: Yes yes, you can see every tiny bone in her body.
C'mon Agy! Put some weight on!!!

I hate rugrats, I hate it so much! I was watching it this morning. It's so poo! I mean, the dog spike... Eruuughhh. It's weird looking! And they're all rinkly n' stuff!!! Not to mention have annoying voices! Gawd.

RUGRATS: If you have a dog that ugly, you don't diserve your own tv show!

Anywho, so sorry for late replies etc. etc.!
Au revior lovelys! xoxo!

I've been looking at prom dresses, finally! And I have found three perfect ones!

Wowwwww!

School dinners are freaking insane over her in the UK. They're introducing new school dinner plans, so that you can book a table online... You have to be kidding me... Kids don't care where they sit! They're main question in life is why is custard yellow?! Oh my gawd!

So Sarah Palin eh? She's a bit of freak. I mean anti-gay rights? Isn't that the same as a anti-human rights??? I don't like her already. Anti-abortoin. Anti-gay. She must be anti contraception looking her daughters track record!

SARAH PALIN: The devil wears glasses foundation...! And a lot of it!

Big shopping centre place. Me and Kayleigh loves it! Anywho, went into Lush, which is the coolest shop ever! They have all these wowza home made body products and bath stuff...(Bath bombs, soap, shampoo etc.) I bought Tyler a present in there, and it smelt... SO GOOD! They're cute too, they come in ready wrapped boxes, with bows n' all! Soooo cute! But it smelt sooooo good! It was like pot for kids!!!

Did anyone see the pictures of Lily Allen last night at the GQ awards? I personally like her in general, not so much her music, but she's cool considering. Although her dress was a catastrophe.

Lily: "I told you, it is possible to wear a designer patatoe sack!"
Oh dear Lily, as much as I feel sorry for you at times, I understand why Perez Hilton & co. have a dig at you. This was a traggic mistake!

Joan Rivers, the wonderful funny women, has been spending all her money on face lifts and nose jobs and what not over the past years, which has generally left her for worse!

The american Comedian has had so much done, she now looks like the Joker! Oh dear, poor Joan! You could say the same about Janice Dickinson, but atleast you can see her eyes...!!!

Peace out! xoxo!

I just realised that this time next week it'll be first day of Year 11... (last year!) Oh my gosh...! But worse than that... I will have to put up with Ricky in media. Great...
Ricky: Hello Coral!
Me: *sigh*...Hello Ricky...
Ricky: What's wrong?
Me: (sort of, leave me alone you pain in the arse face) Nothing, I'm just so happy to see you of course...?!
...I can't wait! =/

Listening to Alice Cooper podcast last night, and he was talking about how films that feature people smoking will be classed "R" rating. Well.. Seeing as I live in ENGLAND, how the hell am I supposed to know what "R" means...?! We go by PG, U, 12, 12A, 15, and 18! ...Not R, S, T, U, V!! I don't know what R IS!!! Haha!

ALICE COOPER: I'm poisonnnn golfing?

This guys so cool, he's not just only got his own podcast, no no! He's in the muppets too!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHr6GbWPBVQ

Mrs. McCain: As wrinkly as McCain crinkle chips!

The pensioner for president group have struck back at Obama about how she "does know" what middle class life is like? Judging by her pearls and over botoxed and made up face, I highly doubt it... Some of us in the world know what middle class life is like, and it's not handed to you a silver plate!!!

Reading today, (big town, with shopping centre!) can't wait. Me and Kayleigh, we will shop til our legs crumble!
http://www.topshop.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?beginIndex=20&viewAllFlag=false&catalogId=19551&storeId=12556&categoryId=74447&parent_category_rn=130031&productId=763041&langId=-1
I'm getting this no matter what! ;D xoxo!

P.S. Thanks to everyone who comment on my Stalker blog!! xoxoxo!

The other night, woke up at 3am, fun fun fun...! So I came down to get me some cuppa soup, found my dad watching a show on Discovery, about building a canal boat... Yayyyy...?

Canal Boating: How to build a canal boat, in 500 easy lessons...!

A few weeks ago, on my good old friend, empireonline.com they had 50 greatest comic book heroes. Number two, Batman, number one, Superman. Well, that was suprising...?! But upon the poll, I had an apiphany! All comic book superhero women look like van halen groupies! Although, it did make me laugh that geeky comic book guys fantasise about women with huge hair and spandex!

Aquaman; Gayest superhero ever, although will have the last laugh when global warming turns the world into a huge ocean...

"I stand ever vigilant in defense of the waters of Earth and shall always be a tireless defender of the fish, mammals and crustaceans that live in the salty depths", ...yet he gets gayer!

I WANT THIS TOILET! I found this on google. Don't you just love it! Although... When you flush, you maybe flushing goldfishes amongst other things. So always have a spear goldfish!!! (Best advice ever! ;D)

I'm such a geek.

xoxo!

first, you send me two messages... at once, one, talking about boy troubles(? I was just ranting!) And the other one, about me giving you my number?! Theres obviously a reason WHY I didn't message back funnily enough...! And now...

Subject: your beautiful -"lol u gona give your number your journal u said stuff about your ex give your number and ill tx u xoxo xD"

And then an hour and a half later...

"i can't wait 4 ever lol xxxx"

What... the fuck?! I mean, do you think with your willy or something?! I mean fuck gary glitter, "Watch out Hunk2008's about...!" I'm not giving you my number, and I'm not going to text you and all these freaking messages are a tad disturbing frankly...! If you wanna talk to me that bad, message me! This is buzznet not fucking childline!!! I'm not gonna tell you about boy troubles when you haven't spoken to me once am I...? And if you read the journal that closely you would've understood that I was just ranting! Not asking you to send me a million messages?!

And it's obvious you don't want to "help", you just want something to wank over...! So frankly you can stick you messages and your dick of a brain where the sun don't shine...!!!

Yours, disgruntled stalkee.

I am actually so sick of guys on msn, or myspace, or bebo asking to see your boobs on webcam, or text you dirty messages. C'mon...! I think every girl has had this and frankly, I think we're all sick of it..! So stalkers, please start stalking each other and wanking over each other's display pics!!!

Yesterday, my brother came in and gave me breakfast in bed... Eh? A lil' suspicous huh?

Me wheato's, milk and orange juice: I would've prefered a simple cuppa soup, but theres nothing like a good, roundy chocolate cereal!

FACEBOOK THE MOVIE? I know.. Eww! Could this possibly be the CRAPPIEST film ever...? Good friend and movie buff, Nicole tells me last night I was like... "You what?". But it's soooo true!! Empire magazine online states that it's not actually going to be called Facebook the movie, but it's about how it was created and what not...
Whyyy? Who's gonna pay £6.50 to see that??? I could buy eyeliner with that money!!!
http://www.empireonline.com/news/story.asp?NID=23134

MTV curse...? Eh? MTV have been promoting old hasbeen shows like Meet The Barkers and Newly Weds, by saying theres a curse, because all the couples broke up? Gees! First Nick and Jess, then Travis and Shanna, and Hulk Hogan and the Mrs.

Ozzy+Sharon, and Bam+Missy: Soon to be not so happy couples?

But then again, isn't that a little depressing...? All we need is another reminder that people can't stay together anymore! To be honest, I think I might just stick to being boyfriend and girlfriend for the rest of my life, the only thing I want out of a marraige is the wedding day!!!

Last night while reading my Kerrang! magazines, I read the FUNNIEST thing!
Kerrang!: Favourite Dance Move?
Ed of Elliot Minor: "Well in university I used to get naked and make a windmill with my wang!"
Hahahahahaahahahahaaha!

xoxo!

For the past 3 nights I've slept so bad! At Kayleigh's I slept on the floor twice, ouchhh! So uncomfortable, woke up acheing, and then last night I couldn't sleep. Grrrr.

Well, Kerry Katona, Queen of Iceland (the shop that is), bankrupt? Unsuprising. Apparently not losing her house, err, hello? When you get bankrupt, you tend to lose your home...?!

The trashy ex-pop star with hubby, Mark: Pictures like these make you realise why clothes wear invented.

Is it me or is stupid Disney Channel taking over the world?! First High School Musical, (I hate musicals, let alone high school musical!!!) then, Miley Cyrus, and now... Jonas Brothers?! EWW! I think I'd rather see Ozzy Osbourne naked than hear about more of these so called "role models"! I thought hearing about Britney was annoying...!

Minnie Mouse: Stop stealing my limelight, or the girl dies!!!

I want a tattoo. I'm super addicted to Miami Ink... Two reasons.
One, it's amazing. Two, this guy!

PHWOARRRRR. What can I say, I like a man with tats!!!

xoxo!

I haven't been able to go on Buzznet for a few days... So sorry for late replies!!

Well. I had a 3 night sleepover with Kayleigh and oh my god was it fun. But tuesday night she went hypo on me and started jumping on me and touching me and everytime I closed my eyes she got closer to me... It was actually really scary!!! Haha! She has this really creepy smile too... Wahhragghhhh, nightmares!!!!

Jerremy Clarkson on Top Gear, transformed the inside of a car to look like a cottage... Funniest quote ever...
Me: "Mmm, nice car! Haha!" Kayleigh: "It's not a car... It's a cottage!!" It's one of those... You had to be there moments...!

My beautiful collage. Kayleigh put the alien on her head..(?!), I pulled funny faces and put a playboy bunny bow around my head. How fun! And the hat from the pictures is Tash's (Kayleigh's other sister), I miss it so much!

Tash: How NOT to look after you DS...

We also made ministrone and tomatoe soup... I said the most retarded thing ever! "Why don't we just cook the both in the same pan?"... No Coral... If you cook them in the same pan, it would then be a tomatoe and ministrone soup masacre!!! I'm inteligent don't you think? Haha!

How not to caravan, by Top Gear.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cauSPcA1z5c
Funniest things!!!