Coral-Anne.

I need to stop fucking myself in the head with stupid men! Marcus... Grrr. He pisses me off so much sometimes. (The ex). He persistantly called me liar yesterday and decided to intimidate me. I'm not a liar!! I've learnt from my mistakes...! I hate being called a liar... GRRRR. Sorry, had to start with a rant!

Anywho, London 2012 ayyyy, super excited! Ha!
Anyone see the closing ceremony yesterday? See London's Mayor Boris Johnson...? Such an idiot... XD
He totally fucked up waving the flag... How can it be hard?! You wave it from side to side...?! I mean, theres no other way to say, "Olympics... IT'S OURS NOW BITCHES!" than to fuck up waving a flag?

BORIS JOHNSON: Not yet fully evolved...
Why did they give him a flag anyway?? We all know he'd be happy with just a tire swing and a banana!

Also, our little parade, with Leona Lewis singing... Leona Lewis... the X-Factor winner... You have to be kidding me!!! This definately shows what a great country we are, we can't find talent by ourselves... So we have to pull in Simon Cowell and co. to help us...?! I mean... Out all the people they could have used... Leona Lewis?! ...gosh!

Loveeeeee, xoxo!

Super sleepy today! Can barely keep my eyes open! Corrr!

Yesterday I walked into my garage and found the weirdest thing...

Yes, you guessed it... The latest in UFO detection technology! Haha!
Nawhh, it's a tv satalite... We're the only losers on the street with a gold one... ;D

Apparently Paris Hilton's moving to London... Message to all tourists, when coming to this country, make sure that when you go back, take Paris with you...! ...And Madona too! Madona's to old to dance and prance in her underwear down the streets of London...! Haha!

Yesterday mumma took me to IKEA. I love IKEA. I stole a buncha measuring tapes and pencils, they're soooo cool!

I want moreeeee! Hahaha! Probably why I'm so tired, up all night playing with the aliens. I need to give them names... Hmm. Any suggestions?

I need a new header and background!!! Suggestions? Help? Hahaha!
Love love love! xoxo!

I went to IKEA this afternoon. Got the COOLEST aliens ever!!!

Simple things please simple minds...

Swear to god! My room is full of crap from IKEA! Hahaha!
IKEA things list:
-Bed.
-Two shelves.
-Wardrobe.
-Draws.
-Bedside draws.
-Desk.
-Chair.
-Lamp.
-Light bulbs. (?!)

Last night I walked into my bed... It hurt sooo much!
It has corners and like frame around the mattress. I cleverly walked into the corners...

It left a huge dent in my leg! Eeeeek! That was last night. My god it was so painful!
And this morning, it's red and surrounded in purple... great.

Kayleigh and I went to town last week, so much fun! We were buying stuff for her tea party!!!

In the end she bought a hat. It was pink with stars, and fluffy stuff and a netted tail. It was so cool!
She made me wear it. I looked like Princess Transvestite!!!

I wanna play Mario Party 8. It's so cool... I'm always Peach! She's a princess. With this huge pink dress, and a crown!
I want the dress and the crown...!

And look what I found laying around on photobucket...

LMAO!!!
xoxo!!

I need to see a doctor. My ears all swollen... I think I have an infection!! Great...

I sooo love motivational posters and lolcats. They're hilarious.

Was supposed to see Nicole today. But she doesn't want my infections! Haha! So instead, I have to stay here. ALONE. All day! How fun...
Butttt! I found the most hilarious thing! This is from LAST YEAR!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpYwOGUGKiw&feature=related

Not my finest moment. I look so bad back then!!! I look even uglier then than now! Haha! With Lorna (MCR t-shirt chick) who I know hate with a passion. Long story! And Nikki (Ginger) and Kayleigh (Skinny emo) who both I loveee!
So embarrasing...!

Succesfully got 100+ friends. YAY! So psyched! Anywho. It's 7:23pm over here in England. Gosh. Mock the Week (comedy show) is on soon! Eeek! Can't wait! Haha!

Anywho, tomorrow I'm going to watch Tropic Thunder. Also, see Nicole, she's one of my ginger best friends. Haha! (If you read my jurnals, you'll hear a lot about her and her bone breaking happiness!) Can't wait...! She's got a video of her, on some rides at a theme park, hahahaha! Can't waitttttt to see that!!!

Anywho, thanks to all those loverly's who talked to me about spongebob, hair dye and a bunch of other things!
Please leave comments, tell your friends about me, yeah?! =D

Nighhhtttttt for now! ;D xoxo!

Wahay! First post!
Yesterday I was sooo confused about Buzznet, gees!!! But today I've so got the hang of it, I LOVE IT! And all the people I've talked to are so wow! I love them! Talking about cakes and spongebob and holidays! So fun!

It took me 2 hours, but I finally found the cake pictures... It was on my desktop... How annoying! But oh well!

Me looking attractive. Ha! I was too lazy to get changed outta my pj's.

We made a chocolate cake, 3 pink ones and a gross pink and yellow one that looked like it was breathing!!!  Ewwwww!
And oh my gosh, funniest quote ever! Kayleigh, (the best friend) cling filmed her cake wayy tight, and she goes, "This cake ain't going nowhere!" Hahaha! I love that girl!

Tropic Thunder's out in the US! To youtube I go! Gonna watch it soon!!! Ahaha!
Laters!
Comments please! ;D