Coral-Anne.

I just realised that this time next week it'll be first day of Year 11... (last year!) Oh my gosh...! But worse than that... I will have to put up with Ricky in media. Great...
Ricky: Hello Coral!
Me: *sigh*...Hello Ricky...
Ricky: What's wrong?
Me: (sort of, leave me alone you pain in the arse face) Nothing, I'm just so happy to see you of course...?!
...I can't wait! =/

Listening to Alice Cooper podcast last night, and he was talking about how films that feature people smoking will be classed "R" rating. Well.. Seeing as I live in ENGLAND, how the hell am I supposed to know what "R" means...?! We go by PG, U, 12, 12A, 15, and 18! ...Not R, S, T, U, V!! I don't know what R IS!!! Haha!

ALICE COOPER: I'm poisonnnn golfing?

This guys so cool, he's not just only got his own podcast, no no! He's in the muppets too!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHr6GbWPBVQ

Mrs. McCain: As wrinkly as McCain crinkle chips!

The pensioner for president group have struck back at Obama about how she "does know" what middle class life is like? Judging by her pearls and over botoxed and made up face, I highly doubt it... Some of us in the world know what middle class life is like, and it's not handed to you a silver plate!!!

Reading today, (big town, with shopping centre!) can't wait. Me and Kayleigh, we will shop til our legs crumble!
http://www.topshop.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?beginIndex=20&viewAllFlag=false&catalogId=19551&storeId=12556&categoryId=74447&parent_category_rn=130031&productId=763041&langId=-1
I'm getting this no matter what! ;D xoxo!

P.S. Thanks to everyone who comment on my Stalker blog!! xoxoxo!

The other night, woke up at 3am, fun fun fun...! So I came down to get me some cuppa soup, found my dad watching a show on Discovery, about building a canal boat... Yayyyy...?

Canal Boating: How to build a canal boat, in 500 easy lessons...!

A few weeks ago, on my good old friend, empireonline.com they had 50 greatest comic book heroes. Number two, Batman, number one, Superman. Well, that was suprising...?! But upon the poll, I had an apiphany! All comic book superhero women look like van halen groupies! Although, it did make me laugh that geeky comic book guys fantasise about women with huge hair and spandex!

Aquaman; Gayest superhero ever, although will have the last laugh when global warming turns the world into a huge ocean...

"I stand ever vigilant in defense of the waters of Earth and shall always be a tireless defender of the fish, mammals and crustaceans that live in the salty depths", ...yet he gets gayer!

I WANT THIS TOILET! I found this on google. Don't you just love it! Although... When you flush, you maybe flushing goldfishes amongst other things. So always have a spear goldfish!!! (Best advice ever! ;D)

I'm such a geek.

xoxo!

first, you send me two messages... at once, one, talking about boy troubles(? I was just ranting!) And the other one, about me giving you my number?! Theres obviously a reason WHY I didn't message back funnily enough...! And now...

Subject: your beautiful -"lol u gona give your number your journal u said stuff about your ex give your number and ill tx u xoxo xD"

And then an hour and a half later...

"i can't wait 4 ever lol xxxx"

What... the fuck?! I mean, do you think with your willy or something?! I mean fuck gary glitter, "Watch out Hunk2008's about...!" I'm not giving you my number, and I'm not going to text you and all these freaking messages are a tad disturbing frankly...! If you wanna talk to me that bad, message me! This is buzznet not fucking childline!!! I'm not gonna tell you about boy troubles when you haven't spoken to me once am I...? And if you read the journal that closely you would've understood that I was just ranting! Not asking you to send me a million messages?!

And it's obvious you don't want to "help", you just want something to wank over...! So frankly you can stick you messages and your dick of a brain where the sun don't shine...!!!

Yours, disgruntled stalkee.

I am actually so sick of guys on msn, or myspace, or bebo asking to see your boobs on webcam, or text you dirty messages. C'mon...! I think every girl has had this and frankly, I think we're all sick of it..! So stalkers, please start stalking each other and wanking over each other's display pics!!!

Yesterday, my brother came in and gave me breakfast in bed... Eh? A lil' suspicous huh?

Me wheato's, milk and orange juice: I would've prefered a simple cuppa soup, but theres nothing like a good, roundy chocolate cereal!

FACEBOOK THE MOVIE? I know.. Eww! Could this possibly be the CRAPPIEST film ever...? Good friend and movie buff, Nicole tells me last night I was like... "You what?". But it's soooo true!! Empire magazine online states that it's not actually going to be called Facebook the movie, but it's about how it was created and what not...
Whyyy? Who's gonna pay £6.50 to see that??? I could buy eyeliner with that money!!!
http://www.empireonline.com/news/story.asp?NID=23134

MTV curse...? Eh? MTV have been promoting old hasbeen shows like Meet The Barkers and Newly Weds, by saying theres a curse, because all the couples broke up? Gees! First Nick and Jess, then Travis and Shanna, and Hulk Hogan and the Mrs.

Ozzy+Sharon, and Bam+Missy: Soon to be not so happy couples?

But then again, isn't that a little depressing...? All we need is another reminder that people can't stay together anymore! To be honest, I think I might just stick to being boyfriend and girlfriend for the rest of my life, the only thing I want out of a marraige is the wedding day!!!

Last night while reading my Kerrang! magazines, I read the FUNNIEST thing!
Kerrang!: Favourite Dance Move?
Ed of Elliot Minor: "Well in university I used to get naked and make a windmill with my wang!"
Hahahahahaahahahahaaha!

xoxo!

For the past 3 nights I've slept so bad! At Kayleigh's I slept on the floor twice, ouchhh! So uncomfortable, woke up acheing, and then last night I couldn't sleep. Grrrr.

Well, Kerry Katona, Queen of Iceland (the shop that is), bankrupt? Unsuprising. Apparently not losing her house, err, hello? When you get bankrupt, you tend to lose your home...?!

The trashy ex-pop star with hubby, Mark: Pictures like these make you realise why clothes wear invented.

Is it me or is stupid Disney Channel taking over the world?! First High School Musical, (I hate musicals, let alone high school musical!!!) then, Miley Cyrus, and now... Jonas Brothers?! EWW! I think I'd rather see Ozzy Osbourne naked than hear about more of these so called "role models"! I thought hearing about Britney was annoying...!

Minnie Mouse: Stop stealing my limelight, or the girl dies!!!

I want a tattoo. I'm super addicted to Miami Ink... Two reasons.
One, it's amazing. Two, this guy!

PHWOARRRRR. What can I say, I like a man with tats!!!

xoxo!

I haven't been able to go on Buzznet for a few days... So sorry for late replies!!

Well. I had a 3 night sleepover with Kayleigh and oh my god was it fun. But tuesday night she went hypo on me and started jumping on me and touching me and everytime I closed my eyes she got closer to me... It was actually really scary!!! Haha! She has this really creepy smile too... Wahhragghhhh, nightmares!!!!

Jerremy Clarkson on Top Gear, transformed the inside of a car to look like a cottage... Funniest quote ever...
Me: "Mmm, nice car! Haha!" Kayleigh: "It's not a car... It's a cottage!!" It's one of those... You had to be there moments...!

My beautiful collage. Kayleigh put the alien on her head..(?!), I pulled funny faces and put a playboy bunny bow around my head. How fun! And the hat from the pictures is Tash's (Kayleigh's other sister), I miss it so much!

Tash: How NOT to look after you DS...

We also made ministrone and tomatoe soup... I said the most retarded thing ever! "Why don't we just cook the both in the same pan?"... No Coral... If you cook them in the same pan, it would then be a tomatoe and ministrone soup masacre!!! I'm inteligent don't you think? Haha!

How not to caravan, by Top Gear.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cauSPcA1z5c
Funniest things!!!

I need to stop fucking myself in the head with stupid men! Marcus... Grrr. He pisses me off so much sometimes. (The ex). He persistantly called me liar yesterday and decided to intimidate me. I'm not a liar!! I've learnt from my mistakes...! I hate being called a liar... GRRRR. Sorry, had to start with a rant!

Anywho, London 2012 ayyyy, super excited! Ha!
Anyone see the closing ceremony yesterday? See London's Mayor Boris Johnson...? Such an idiot... XD
He totally fucked up waving the flag... How can it be hard?! You wave it from side to side...?! I mean, theres no other way to say, "Olympics... IT'S OURS NOW BITCHES!" than to fuck up waving a flag?

BORIS JOHNSON: Not yet fully evolved...
Why did they give him a flag anyway?? We all know he'd be happy with just a tire swing and a banana!

Also, our little parade, with Leona Lewis singing... Leona Lewis... the X-Factor winner... You have to be kidding me!!! This definately shows what a great country we are, we can't find talent by ourselves... So we have to pull in Simon Cowell and co. to help us...?! I mean... Out all the people they could have used... Leona Lewis?! ...gosh!

Loveeeeee, xoxo!

Super sleepy today! Can barely keep my eyes open! Corrr!

Yesterday I walked into my garage and found the weirdest thing...

Yes, you guessed it... The latest in UFO detection technology! Haha!
Nawhh, it's a tv satalite... We're the only losers on the street with a gold one... ;D

Apparently Paris Hilton's moving to London... Message to all tourists, when coming to this country, make sure that when you go back, take Paris with you...! ...And Madona too! Madona's to old to dance and prance in her underwear down the streets of London...! Haha!

Yesterday mumma took me to IKEA. I love IKEA. I stole a buncha measuring tapes and pencils, they're soooo cool!

I want moreeeee! Hahaha! Probably why I'm so tired, up all night playing with the aliens. I need to give them names... Hmm. Any suggestions?

I need a new header and background!!! Suggestions? Help? Hahaha!
Love love love! xoxo!

I went to IKEA this afternoon. Got the COOLEST aliens ever!!!

Simple things please simple minds...

Swear to god! My room is full of crap from IKEA! Hahaha!
IKEA things list:
-Bed.
-Two shelves.
-Wardrobe.
-Draws.
-Bedside draws.
-Desk.
-Chair.
-Lamp.
-Light bulbs. (?!)

Last night I walked into my bed... It hurt sooo much!
It has corners and like frame around the mattress. I cleverly walked into the corners...

It left a huge dent in my leg! Eeeeek! That was last night. My god it was so painful!
And this morning, it's red and surrounded in purple... great.

Kayleigh and I went to town last week, so much fun! We were buying stuff for her tea party!!!

In the end she bought a hat. It was pink with stars, and fluffy stuff and a netted tail. It was so cool!
She made me wear it. I looked like Princess Transvestite!!!

I wanna play Mario Party 8. It's so cool... I'm always Peach! She's a princess. With this huge pink dress, and a crown!
I want the dress and the crown...!

And look what I found laying around on photobucket...

LMAO!!!
xoxo!!

I need to see a doctor. My ears all swollen... I think I have an infection!! Great...

I sooo love motivational posters and lolcats. They're hilarious.

Was supposed to see Nicole today. But she doesn't want my infections! Haha! So instead, I have to stay here. ALONE. All day! How fun...
Butttt! I found the most hilarious thing! This is from LAST YEAR!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpYwOGUGKiw&feature=related

Not my finest moment. I look so bad back then!!! I look even uglier then than now! Haha! With Lorna (MCR t-shirt chick) who I know hate with a passion. Long story! And Nikki (Ginger) and Kayleigh (Skinny emo) who both I loveee!
So embarrasing...!

Succesfully got 100+ friends. YAY! So psyched! Anywho. It's 7:23pm over here in England. Gosh. Mock the Week (comedy show) is on soon! Eeek! Can't wait! Haha!

Anywho, tomorrow I'm going to watch Tropic Thunder. Also, see Nicole, she's one of my ginger best friends. Haha! (If you read my jurnals, you'll hear a lot about her and her bone breaking happiness!) Can't wait...! She's got a video of her, on some rides at a theme park, hahahaha! Can't waitttttt to see that!!!

Anywho, thanks to all those loverly's who talked to me about spongebob, hair dye and a bunch of other things!
Please leave comments, tell your friends about me, yeah?! =D

Nighhhtttttt for now! ;D xoxo!

Wahay! First post!
Yesterday I was sooo confused about Buzznet, gees!!! But today I've so got the hang of it, I LOVE IT! And all the people I've talked to are so wow! I love them! Talking about cakes and spongebob and holidays! So fun!

It took me 2 hours, but I finally found the cake pictures... It was on my desktop... How annoying! But oh well!

Me looking attractive. Ha! I was too lazy to get changed outta my pj's.

We made a chocolate cake, 3 pink ones and a gross pink and yellow one that looked like it was breathing!!!  Ewwwww!
And oh my gosh, funniest quote ever! Kayleigh, (the best friend) cling filmed her cake wayy tight, and she goes, "This cake ain't going nowhere!" Hahaha! I love that girl!

Tropic Thunder's out in the US! To youtube I go! Gonna watch it soon!!! Ahaha!
Laters!
Comments please! ;D