Coral-Anne.

I've decided as a future job I want to be a non-fiction author... It'll be fun. :)

The other day I was reading the Daily Mail (National newspaper... Awesome sudoku!) and I was reading up about the patients of Broadmore... Basically, Broadmore is a looney house which is about 3 miles away from where I live. And basically they released some stories of people in the prison. Well...

Firstly there was a guy called "Blue". They called him blue because he strangled children and that's the colour their face went when he strangled them. (sick I know!) But, as time went on, he and a friend, another psychopath murderer, decided to lock themselves in a room, with a convicted pedofile... CAUTION: NOT FOR THE LIGHT HEARTED!!!

Well, after this incident they decided to call him spoons... Get this, he and his friend, torture the pedofile for 9 hours, and all guards could do was watch through a peep whole. Well, when they finally let the guards back in, they found the pedo, on the floor with his head cracked open and half his brain missing, with a spoon on the floor... Much to my amusement, (Because I have the sense of humor of a child) he had been eating his brain like cerial... Tasty!

But my personal favourite, as a young boy, a guy called John decided to play with poisons, as a 14 year old he decided to put the poisons in his families dinner, until his step mum died. Well the police didn't suspect anything because on frequent occasions he forgot what food he put the poisons in and ate the food himself... XD
Well, he went into to Broadmore but was released as a "shining example". So he got a job in a photo developing company... Making tea.... (they changed his identity and what not first!)
Right, seriously, after being in broadmore, they let him loose with tea... TEA...!
So soon suspiciously some of the workers became ill, and the police didn't get involved until one of the guys died.. Then later, he discussed his love for poisons and alkalis to the police and told them exactly what he'd been doing... They searched his flat and found a notebook of the effects of the poisons...! Hahaha...

I don't know why but I find that funny.

Oooooooch, funniest line ever...! Well Basically Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montague finally got married a few days ago in Mexico. (Mexico?! I thought he'd take her to mars the cash he splashes! Geeeees!) Well, on mtv Spencer says, "Yeah the wedding was beautiful, she's a real Pratt now!" LMAO. She's a real prat now.... Haha, she must be for marrying him!!!
I think we all know where this wedding shall be ending up... Haha!

Au revior. xoxo!