I've had: Head cold, asthma flare ups, flu, eczma(however you spell it!) ear infection, throat infection, tonsalitous and another ear infection. Sucksssssss.

Anywho, good xmas and new year everyone?

Plus, new gossips. Anddddd, I've found someone I think I like. Who knows, who knows!

xoxo!

The other day I was reading the Daily Mail (National newspaper... Awesome sudoku!) and I was reading up about the patients of Broadmore... Basically, Broadmore is a looney house which is about 3 miles away from where I live. And basically they released some stories of people in the prison. Well...

Firstly there was a guy called "Blue". They called him blue because he strangled children and that's the colour their face went when he strangled them. (sick I know!) But, as time went on, he and a friend, another psychopath murderer, decided to lock themselves in a room, with a convicted pedofile... CAUTION: NOT FOR THE LIGHT HEARTED!!!

Well, after this incident they decided to call him spoons... Get this, he and his friend, torture the pedofile for 9 hours, and all guards could do was watch through a peep whole. Well, when they finally let the guards back in, they found the pedo, on the floor with his head cracked open and half his brain missing, with a spoon on the floor... Much to my amusement, (Because I have the sense of humor of a child) he had been eating his brain like cerial... Tasty!

But my personal favourite, as a young boy, a guy called John decided to play with poisons, as a 14 year old he decided to put the poisons in his families dinner, until his step mum died. Well the police didn't suspect anything because on frequent occasions he forgot what food he put the poisons in and ate the food himself... XD
Well, he went into to Broadmore but was released as a "shining example". So he got a job in a photo developing company... Making tea.... (they changed his identity and what not first!)
Right, seriously, after being in broadmore, they let him loose with tea... TEA...!
So soon suspiciously some of the workers became ill, and the police didn't get involved until one of the guys died.. Then later, he discussed his love for poisons and alkalis to the police and told them exactly what he'd been doing... They searched his flat and found a notebook of the effects of the poisons...! Hahaha...

I don't know why but I find that funny.

Oooooooch, funniest line ever...! Well Basically Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montague finally got married a few days ago in Mexico. (Mexico?! I thought he'd take her to mars the cash he splashes! Geeeees!) Well, on mtv Spencer says, "Yeah the wedding was beautiful, she's a real Pratt now!" LMAO. She's a real prat now.... Haha, she must be for marrying him!!!
I think we all know where this wedding shall be ending up... Haha!

Au revior. xoxo!

Well, today we was watching movies in the living room, while I finally got around to doing some art coursework...! Ha! But we watching Pirates of the Caribbean, and I was informed their making a 4th...? But with no Bloom or Knightly... I know, bit poo eh? But apparently Depp got paid a very considerable amount to shoot it. Geeees! I wish I had enough money, so that I could just go shopping... ALL THE TIME!

Posh and Cruz: Yes yes, it's Captain Cruzypoo!

America, or Italy, or England's (I dunno were they live anymore, bloody moving everywhere all the time! Suprised they're not in kiwi a-go-go!)  latest caped crusader, Captain Cruzypoo, a.k.a. Cruz Beckam, cute! Although, one of the Beckams would be the last person in the world, I wanna see in a Batman film...

Heidi Klum: Sparky, but electric allergic?
Apparently, Victoria's Secret undies are causing some woman uncomfortable reactions, such as rashes and welts.
An attorney for one of the claimants says formaldehyde is making its way into Victoria's Secret bras which could explain the allergic reactions (i.e. welts and rashes) bra wearers have come down with.
Deary me, well, if it sparkles, it lifts, and it flashes, now wonder it's causing allergic reactions...! But don't worry ladies, it's only in the bras, so theres no problems down there... Yet...!

Also, Lindsay Lohan's been wearing fur again, she had flour thrown at her in Paris for wearing fur...! Should've been red paint! Silly girl, fur? How disgusting and cruel! Has anyone seen the Peta2 video, with the dogs and cats fur? Purely discomforting. I cried so much, and I don't even have pets!!! Fur is DISGUSTING!

Ciao! xoxox!

News, news, news!

Proposition h8!!! Now I don't live in the US, but even I find this wrong! Why can't men and men get hitched? Ladies and ladies? I am disgusted that people are voting asgainst love! Now I don't bat for the other side of the team, I'm a happy guy loving girl, but gay people are the same as we are, so prop h8 pisses me off to be frank...! GAY PRIDE!
Geeeeeees...! What has this world come too...? Love genocide thats what!!!

Raffaello Follieri: Naughty man and all round crook!
Now I think everyones heard the story about this guy going to prison n' all, but apparently his cell is effecting his health... Because it is unsanitary... Un-fucking-sanitary!!! Excuse my french, but seriously... You go to prison for a reason, to be punished! They don't call the naughty step, the naughty step for no reason... If it was for you to sit there being happy, I highly doubt you'd call it the naughty step...! Some people... Ay?
Although, while he's bitching and winging cos his toilet ain't gold, all I can do is sit there and think of the resembelence to JD from Scrubs?!?!

Zach Braff: Perfect match? Me thinks so!!!

Oh my gosh, funniest thing of the day!
http://bangpound.org/node/3569
It wouldn't let me upload the pic... Tut. But I got a link...!

Au revior! xoxo!

[Stolen from Alex.=)]

Me and Kayleigh had the most amazing fun! Our pics are hilarious! =D I'll upload them sooner or later...

At this very moment, I'm listening to Guns N' Roses, Chinese Democracy... Def recomend to any super fan, but I'm not sure whether it's... Amazing... Check it out, tell me whats you think?

Halloween today, I'm not going to any parties. To be frank, anyone hosting a party, I most probably dislike or hate. And the people going are worse! Ha! But me and Kayleigh are gonna kick back and watch horror movies all night. The Pit and The Pendulum, and Poltergeist. Gonna be funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

Peta2 sold the most hilarious masks for halloween...

Hairy-Kate and Trashley: Speaks for itself.
The best troll masks around!!!

Hahahahaahaha!

Au revior! xoxo!

AlexTheDinasour... He's the coolest. But's he's leaving for Italy. And he sent me the sweetest note, and the cutest journal. Gonna miss my superhero! =(=(

Anywho, this week Madge and her hubby, the wonderful Guy Richie split... If theres no hope for them, theres no hope for ANYONE! Well... In Hollywood maybe. But Guy says he deffinately doesn't want his ex's money, he has an estimated, $51 million... (Ooooooch!), but get this Madona's net worth... $581 MILLION! That's fucking ridiculous...! I want that money!!! Do you how many Paul's Boutique bag's I could buy with that?!

Madge & Guy: Not even botox can put a smile on Madge's face for the next few months. =(

I need help with my art coursework. I need an idea for a final peice. I need to do something with portraits.
I'm thinking something self portraitish. But what should I do? Hmmmmm...
HELP!

xoxo!

My good ol' friend Nicole has being doing her wonderful Art coursework lately, she has the coolest idea! She's doing politics, so she chose Anorexia, but she needed some pics. These are F***ING DISGUSTING!

I'm sorry if your anorexic n' all, but if your proud about it, your still gonna be ugly on the inside.
The last one scares the bajebas outta me! Injections, and commitment... The scarriest things since KING KONG!

I have a new addiction. Chicken strips, and salad, and mayonaise...
*drool!* Munch munch, I loves it! ;D

I'm getting fatter. Haha! Need to cuts back on the ice creams! oooooch!

Au revior lovers!

xoxo!

Whoever makes me one I like or makes the best I'll...

Feature in a SPECIAL blog, make a sign, feature on my friends or whatever they wish!
Pretty please!

It needs to be...
> Original.
> Purple or blue, etc.
> Retro.
> Has my name.
> Something bold.
> UNIQUE.

It must not have...
> The colours green, orange, brown or pink. (Already had pink... twice!)
> Flashyness! I hate flashy. It makes my eyes hurt!
> Too much colour.
> BANDS!!!
> Scene stuff. Emo stuff. I'm not big on scene or emo.

Things that will score well...
> My favourite movie stars, (Clint Eastwood, Audrey Hepburn).
> Black & white colour scheme.
> Fashion.
> Minimal (not too much going on).
> My name is big lights! eeeeekk, in like Moulin Rouge!
> London stuff. Haha!

Thanks to all that take anytime to actually BOTHER and do this for me!
HUGE HUGE HUGE FAVOR! No one will go unrecognised. =]

xoxo!

Anywho, sorry for all late replies etc. And I probably won't be able to blog everyday and stuff! But I will when I can!

Au revior lovers! xoxo!